"Best Years Of My Life"

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A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman, Who Wasn't My Wife"
Audience Was In Shock And Silence..
He Added: "She Was My Mother"
A Big Round Of Applause & Laughter!

A Very Daring Husbnd Tried To Crack This At Home
After A Dinner, He Said Loudly To His Wife In The Kitchen:
"Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman, Who Wasn't My Wife" Standing For A Moment, Trying To Recall The Second Line Of That Speaker
By The Time He Gained His Senses, He Was On A Hospital Bed, Recovering From Burns Of Boiling Water!

Moral: Don't Copy If U Can't Paste! 

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