Prabesh's

A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said: "Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman, Who Wasn't My Wife" Audience Was In Shock And Silence.. He Added: "She Was My Mother" A Big Round Of Applause & Laughter! A Very Daring Husbnd Tried To Crack This At Home After A Dinner, He Said Loudly To His Wife In The Kitchen: "Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In The Arms Of A Woman, Who Wasn't My Wife" Standing For A Moment, Trying To Recall The Second Line Of That Speaker By The Time He Gained His Senses, He Was On A Hospital Bed, Recovering From Burns Of Boiling Water! Moral: Don't Copy If U Can't Paste! 

A Crab Was Once  Running On  The Seashore Nd Was Admiring It's Own Beautiful Footprints  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Suddenly A Huge Wave Splashed Nd Washed Away The Footprints  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  The Crab Askd The Wave:I Considered U As One Of  My Best Friends ,Then What Made U Do This?  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  The Wave Replied: A Fisherman Was Following Ur Footprints,Thats Y I Cleared It Off  .  .  .  ...

If The Road Is Beautiful Then, Worry About The Destination, But If The Destination Is Beautiful, Then Don't Worry About The Road. . .